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Monday, February 15, 2010

Little Johnnie Strikes Again

I thought it was time for some humor, it has been a rough week and an even rougher weekend. I am sure some of you have seen this, but it did get me laughing... This is from the February 2010 Issue of the Eyes Newsletter.

"Little Johnnie's next door neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When the mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's family was invited over to see the baby.

Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with him ad explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word 'ears', he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.

Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.

When Johnnie looked in the crib, he said, 'What a beautiful baby.' The mother said, 'Why thank you Little Johnnie.'

Johnie then said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?'

'Yes,' the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision.'

'That's great,' said Little Johnnie, ' 'cause he'd sure enough be out of luck if he had to wear glasses.' "

We all need to take time to smile.

Until tomorrow...

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